Bouncing maniacally down the middle of the road.
No man’s land either side.
Can’t step left
Can’t step right
Mines everywhere except the cleared road.
Busting. Holding on.
No good.
Have to pee.
Nothing for it.
Driver stops. Out I tumble.
Squat!
Middle of road.
Modesty less worthy than survival.
jpm
50 words for 50 countries 
Great! To hell with modesty. You’ve certainly had a wild life.